I doubt if there is any man alive that hasn’t been at the brunt-end of periodic tantrums over his drinking habits, often combined with seemingly baseless accusations of not helping around the house, especially in the kitchen.
This book therefore provides the perfect solution to both problems by offering all hen-pecked men a broad array of liquor-driven original recipes, guaranteed to cement a high level of domestic harmony, which can only result in a lasting bond between spouses through an equitable division of labour around the house.
I can attest, unequivocally, that each of these recipes is eminently edible and drinkable because I have personally tested each and everyone of them myself.
Although, I have to admit that, because of the high volume of alcohol I was forced to consume in the research and development of these recipes, my short-term memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory’s not as sharp as it used to be…